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“Robert, if released would you pose any threat to one Bart Simpson?” – Lawyer “Bart Simpson? The spirited little scamp who twice foiled my evil schemes and sent me to this dank, urine soaked hell...
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“Hello, Moe? We know you’re the one behind this, so knock it off or we’re going to the cops!” – Lisa Simpson “No, no, I’ll take care of it. Okay it’s over, get ’em out of here! Alright, andele!...
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“But who’d want to hurt me? I’m this century’s Dennis the Menace.” – Bart Simpson “It’s probably the person you least suspect.” – Homer Simpson “That’s good, Dad.” – Lisa Simpson
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“This isn’t just because of Sideshow Bob, it’s a chance to turn around all our stinking lives.” – Homer Simpson “I’ll be Gus, the loveable chimney sweep. Clean as a whistle, sharp as a thistle, best...
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“Homer, where’s the dog?” – Marge Simpson “I tied him up out back.” – Homer Simpson
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“Sideshow Bob tried to kill me on our honeymoon.” – Selma Bouvier “How many people in this court are thinking of killing her right now? . . . Be honest.” – Blue Haired Lawyer “She’s always leaving the...
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“Well, what about that tattoo on your chest? Doesn’t it say ‘Die Bart Die’?” – Blue Haired Lawyer “No, that’s German for ‘The Bart, The’.” – Sideshow Bob “No one who speaks German could be an evil...
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“Now, when I say ‘Hello, Mr. Thompson’ and press down on your foot, you smile and nod.” – FBI Agent “No problem.” – Homer Simpson “Hello, Mr. Thompson.” – FBI Agent “I think he’s talking to you.” –...
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Makeup Quote of the Day
“Oh, no, Dad’s been drugged.” – Lisa Simpson “No, he hasn’t.” – Marge Simpson
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“We’ve left it all behind. How can you make a clean break with your life?” – Marge Simpson “Relax, Marge. I tied up all the loose ends before we left.” – Homer Simpson “Hello! Hello! You have my...
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Double Secret Makeup Quote of the Day
“Hello, Moe? We know you’re the one behind this so knock it off or we’re going to the cops!” – Lisa Simpson “No, no. I’ll take care of it. . . . Okay it’s over, get ’em out of here! . . . Alright,...
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