“Robert, if released would you pose any threat to one Bart Simpson?” – Lawyer
“Bart Simpson? The spirited little scamp who twice foiled my evil schemes and sent me to this dank, urine soaked hell hole?” – Sideshow Bob
“Uh, we object to the term ‘urine soaked hell hole’ when you could’ve said ‘pee pee soaked heck hole’.” – Parole Officer
“Cheerfully withdrawn.” – Sideshow Bob
“Hello, Moe? We know you’re the one behind this, so knock it off or we’re going to the cops!” – Lisa Simpson
“No, no, I’ll take care of it. Okay it’s over, get ’em out of here! Alright, andele! Andele!” – Moe
Happy 20th anniversary to “Cape Feare”! Original airdate 7 October 1993.
“But who’d want to hurt me? I’m this century’s Dennis the Menace.” – Bart Simpson
“It’s probably the person you least suspect.” – Homer Simpson
“That’s good, Dad.” – Lisa Simpson
“This isn’t just because of Sideshow Bob, it’s a chance to turn around all our stinking lives.” – Homer Simpson
“I’ll be Gus, the loveable chimney sweep. Clean as a whistle, sharp as a thistle, best in all Westminster, yeah!” – Bart Simpson
“Shutup, boy.” – Homer Simpson
“Homer, where’s the dog?” – Marge Simpson
“I tied him up out back.” – Homer Simpson
“Sideshow Bob tried to kill me on our honeymoon.” – Selma Bouvier
“How many people in this court are thinking of killing her right now? . . . Be honest.” – Blue Haired Lawyer
“She’s always leaving the toilet seat up.” – Patty Bouvier
“Well, what about that tattoo on your chest? Doesn’t it say ‘Die Bart Die’?” – Blue Haired Lawyer
“No, that’s German for ‘The Bart, The’.” – Sideshow Bob
“No one who speaks German could be an evil man.” – Parole Board Lady
“Parole granted!” – Parole Board Chair
“Now, when I say ‘Hello, Mr. Thompson’ and press down on your foot, you smile and nod.” – FBI Agent
“No problem.” – Homer Simpson
“Hello, Mr. Thompson.” – FBI Agent
“I think he’s talking to you.” – Homer Simpson
“Oh, no, Dad’s been drugged.” – Lisa Simpson
“No, he hasn’t.” – Marge Simpson
“We’ve left it all behind. How can you make a clean break with your life?” – Marge Simpson
“Relax, Marge. I tied up all the loose ends before we left.” – Homer Simpson
“Hello! Hello! You have my pills! . . . Hello! . . . I’m cold and there are wolves after me.” – Abe “Grampa” Simpson
“Hello, Moe? We know you’re the one behind this so knock it off or we’re going to the cops!” – Lisa Simpson
“No, no. I’ll take care of it. . . . Okay it’s over, get ’em out of here! . . . Alright, andale! Andale!” – Moe
